Definitions by Georg Znaeym

scowlface 

An unaccompanied female who, while in the presence of a male or males, assumes an angry, scowling face with the intent of discouraging any potential communication with the nearby male/males, as if they had any intent to institute such contact to begin with.

Didn't the expression on that scowlface back there make you think of a car? Myself, I was reminded of a '54 Buick.

scowlface by Georg Znaeym July 27, 2006

Jim Pitts 

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

Jim Pitts by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

"All hat, no cattle" 

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.

"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.

"All hat, no cattle" by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

Full Uniform 

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.

Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!

Full Uniform by Georg Znaeym July 21, 2006

Drum Corpse International

A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until that time a hugely-successful, widely-popular and rapidly-growing national drum corps movement.

Remember all the great drum corps and hundreds of drum corps contests we used to have each summer, before Drum Corpse International took over?

Drum Corpse International by Georg Znaeym May 30, 2006

frowner 

A woman, usually unaccompanied, who adopts a frowning, angry or worried facial expression in an effort to discourage others nearby from approaching and/or commencing any verbal or visual contact with her. Most often seen in public areas.

"That woman has been a frowner for so long that she's developed permanent anger wrinkles."

frowner by Georg Znaeym May 28, 2006

headshaker 

A girl or woman who makes frequent, repeated quick side-to-side head motions (as someone indicating a "no" gesture would), ostensibly to clear the face of loose hair but actually often used as a method to quickly and surreptitiously scan her surroundings without chancing anything beyond the briefest eye contact with those nearby, and/or to attract attention.

"I think that brunette headshaker has her eye on you, Fred."

headshaker by Georg Znaeym May 28, 2006