Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.
by Georg Znaeym April 26, 2006
Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.
by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006
Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.
We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
by Georg Znaeym May 01, 2006
Based on the term "redneck", "deadneck" refers to a stupid, non-thinking person, as in "dead from the neck up".
by Georg Znaeym April 26, 2006
A woman, usually unaccompanied, who adopts a frowning, angry or worried facial expression in an effort to discourage others nearby from approaching and/or commencing any verbal or visual contact with her. Most often seen in public areas.
by Georg Znaeym May 24, 2006
A white-trash female hairstyle. All the hair is pulled straight back very tightly and held in place with whatever is convenient in a sort of schoolmarm's bun. The effect is that the face appears stretched back.
"That big mama can go five miles an hour faster on her bike now that she got herself that NASCAR facelift."
by Georg Znaeym May 01, 2006
"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.
by Georg Znaeym April 26, 2006