scowlface

An unaccompanied female who, while in the presence of a male or males, assumes an angry, scowling face with the intent of discouraging any potential communication with the nearby male/males, as if they had any intent to institute such contact to begin with.

Didn't the expression on that scowlface back there make you think of a car? Myself, I was reminded of a '54 Buick.

by Georg Znaeym July 28, 2006

headshaker

A girl or woman who makes frequent, repeated quick side-to-side head motions (as someone indicating a "no" gesture would), ostensibly to clear the face of loose hair but actually often used as a method to quickly and surreptitiously scan her surroundings without chancing anything beyond the briefest eye contact with those nearby, and/or to attract attention.

"I think that brunette headshaker has her eye on you, Fred."

by Georg Znaeym May 24, 2006

blinker

A woman or girl who makes frequent eye-blinking motions while avoiding eye contact with those nearby, often meant as conscious or subconscious body language indicating a desire to be left alone.

"It's okay to be a blinker unless you're a waitress."

by Georg Znaeym May 24, 2006

Jim Pitts

"Jim Pitts" is slang for "gym pits", or someone carrying a strong odor of perspiration as if coming after a gymnasium workout.

"I can't handle being anywhere near Jim Pitts over there."

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

Mr. Cooby

Mr. Cooby is the one who always gets the blame when something is discovered to be broken or missing.

Q.:
"Hey, who got into the cookie jar?"

A.:
"All I know is that Mr. Cooby was the only one here."

by Georg Znaeym April 26, 2006

Full Uniform

Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.

Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!

by Georg Znaeym July 21, 2006

Drum Corpse International

A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until that time a hugely-successful, widely-popular and rapidly-growing national drum corps movement.

Remember all the great drum corps and hundreds of drum corps contests we used to have each summer, before Drum Corpse International took over?

by Georg Znaeym May 25, 2006