Geoff Paddle's definitions

Japanese Sportscar

A convertible Nissan Micra

Look there goes pervy Andy in his Japanese Sportscar.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

Slack Thong

A well built mature lady who isn’t exactly fussy about removing her underwear.

“Oh dear, you look traumatised mate”. “Yes, I bumped into Lindsey after 10 pints and the Slack Thong came off.

by Geoff Paddle June 6, 2022

Mower

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.

“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

mower man

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.

Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.

by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Mick

When somebody claims to have invented Lewes Fireworks night on 5th November.

My god that man is taking the Mick

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Mr Bonfire

Annual celebration of the Gun Powder Plot in Lewes created by M Symes of Worthing. AKA Mr Bonfire.

Fun-packed festival celebrating the Zulu tribes and the Conservative party.

I’m off Lewes to meet Mr Bonfire. Don’t be silly he lives in Worthing.

by Geoff Paddle November 19, 2021