Definitions by Geo P

handy smurf 

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

handy smurf by Geo P June 24, 2021

bricked cunt 

A woman's vagina who operating system has failed

She led me to believe it was android turned out to be fucking apple. She was a bricked cunt.

bricked cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021

orbiting cunt 

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.

When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.

orbiting cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntgasam 

A woman who frequently has sex and is a white for money and manages to achieve a orgasm

I knew she was wore out , she had blue waffle vagina . I managed to make her have a cuntgasam

cuntgasam by Geo P June 24, 2021

rent a cunt 

As big as a uhaul van but empty.

I rented her but, once inside I got lost . She was a rent a cunt.

rent a cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021

rocket cunt 

A woman with insatiable appetite for vaginal penetration.

I had sex with her last night she said are you b even inside me, I asked her what do you what do you want me to do send you to the moon. She said I have already been there , im looking for Mars. She was a rocket cunt.

rocket cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021

shrubbery cunt 

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

shrubbery cunt by Geo P June 24, 2021