Geo P's definitions

flyswat cunt

When the pussy stinks so bad with the doors closed, flies swarm it.

I had been out with this girl before, but the way I remember it smealt I brought a flyswat with me for that flyswat cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.

When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

bricked cunt

A woman's vagina who operating system has failed

She led me to believe it was android turned out to be fucking apple. She was a bricked cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntanthropology

A really old pussy with ancient smells.

Her pussy was so old it was cuntanthropology. I could smell ancient Egyptians down there.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

rent a cunt

As big as a uhaul van but empty.

I rented her but, once inside I got lost . She was a rent a cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cuntgasam

A woman who frequently has sex and is a white for money and manages to achieve a orgasm

I knew she was wore out , she had blue waffle vagina . I managed to make her have a cuntgasam

by Geo P June 24, 2021