cuntquake

A woman who is so disturbed that when she speaks it ripples through all the earth.

She opened her mouth and caused a cuntquake.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

flyswat cunt

When the pussy stinks so bad with the doors closed, flies swarm it.

I had been out with this girl before, but the way I remember it smealt I brought a flyswat with me for that flyswat cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

rocket cunt

A woman with insatiable appetite for vaginal penetration.

I had sex with her last night she said are you b even inside me, I asked her what do you what do you want me to do send you to the moon. She said I have already been there , im looking for Mars. She was a rocket cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cunt believe its not butter

Salty and slippery

This is the first time for me , but damn I cunt believe its not butter.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

cunt a nut bread

Two parts cunt , 1 part nut ferment for 2 weeks unearth the bread.

Next guy, eat the cunt a nut bread at your own risk

by Geo P June 24, 2021

orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.

When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

shrubbery cunt

A woman who likes wood.

When I was fucking her , she Kepler screaming elm, elm, elm and my names mat . She's a shrubbery cunt.

by Geo P June 24, 2021