Lysol

What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org

The mother called her daughter a whore, and made her douche with Lysol.

by Genuine Nerd September 24, 2008

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

popeye

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009

Fleet

A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.

If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.

by Genuine Nerd November 09, 2010

pubic enema

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

by Genuine Nerd March 06, 2010

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 08, 2010

Fleeting

The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.

I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.

by Genuine Nerd November 09, 2010