Genuine Nerd's definitions

lunch light

A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.

This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.

by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010

pubic enema

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

by Genuine Nerd March 6, 2010

POC

A cheap swill brand of beer that was once brewed and sold in Cleveland, Ohio. "POC" once meant "Pride Of Cleveland", but in later years, meant either "Piss On Cleveland" or "Pilsener On Call". Before POC was discontinued in the mid-1980's, a 6-pack of POC sold for less than a 6-pack of Coke or Pepsi...it was that cheap of abeer.

My grandfather used to drink POC...it was all he could afford.

I don't drink POC...that beer is nothing but pisswater!

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

popeye

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009

party poopers

Portable toilets used at a public party, concert, or event.

There's a long line at the party poopers.

by Genuine Nerd September 21, 2009

aluminum digger

Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.

This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.

by Genuine Nerd June 24, 2010