14 definitions by Genuine Nerd

The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.
I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.
by Genuine Nerd November 8, 2010
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A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.
My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.
by Genuine Nerd March 9, 2010
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A cheap swill brand of beer that was once brewed and sold in Cleveland, Ohio. "POC" once meant "Pride Of Cleveland", but in later years, meant either "Piss On Cleveland" or "Pilsener On Call". Before POC was discontinued in the mid-1980's, a 6-pack of POC sold for less than a 6-pack of Coke or Pepsi...it was that cheap of abeer.
My grandfather used to drink POC...it was all he could afford.

I don't drink POC...that beer is nothing but pisswater!
by Genuine Nerd March 9, 2010
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Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.
This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.
by Genuine Nerd June 22, 2010
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A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.
This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.
by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010
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Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010
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A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.
1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008
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