Definitions by Genuine Nerd
National Be A Douche Day
National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
National Be A Douche Day by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019
take my browns to the super bowl
take my browns to the super bowl by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011
Fleeting
I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.
Fleeting by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010
Fleet
Fleet by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010
aluminum digger
Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.
This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.
aluminum digger by Genuine Nerd June 24, 2010
slacker shower
Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
slacker shower by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010
lunch light
This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.
lunch light by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010