Genuine Nerd's definitions

National Be A Douche Day

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.

Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.

by Genuine Nerd June 3, 2019

Fleeting

The act of cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas.

I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

popeye

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009

pubic enema

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

by Genuine Nerd March 6, 2010

Fleet

A brand name of enemas...where the term "Fleeting" comes from, regarding colon cleansing.

If you are constipated, you need to go Fleeting, with a Fleet enema.

by Genuine Nerd November 9, 2010

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008