I need to be Fleeting. I'm so constipated I've been sitting on the toilet for ages, and still feel plugged up.
by Genuine Nerd November 09, 2010

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.
Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.
Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.
by Genuine Nerd March 08, 2010

National Be A Douche Day is a day to be proud, if you have ever been called a douche or a douche bag. It is always held on June 20th, the last day of spring...or Summer's Eve.
Joey has been known to be always called a {douche}. Come June 20th, he can be proud, since it is {National Be A Douche Day}.
by Genuine Nerd June 03, 2019

by Genuine Nerd March 06, 2010

by Genuine Nerd November 09, 2010

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.
by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org
by Genuine Nerd September 24, 2008
