October 16

Over 100 years ago today… a legend was born.

Robert E.O. Speedwagon, founder of the speedwagon foundation, born October 16, 1863.
He is known for his incredible charm, personality, and good looks. It is impossible to dislike speedwagon.
He is also the most powerful being in the universe, and a rich oil tycoon owner. Let us now take a moment to appreciate Robert E.O. speedwagon.

Cool guy 1: “did you know that today (October 16) is international speedwagon day?”

Cool guy 2: “dude, I had no idea! Let’s go celebrate speedwagon”

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 04, 2023

kennedansas

A brand new fictional state I have now created. No more Ohio memes, now it’s “only in kennedansas”

Person 1: Bro where did you see that?

Person 2: kennedansas

Person 1 only in kennedansas bro

by GenosCyborg August 14, 2023

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 06, 2023

Lali-Ho

When an evil vampire baby attacks you through nightmares while you’re traveling with your bros in the desert

Guy one: that baby is looking mad suspicious

Baby: Lali-Ho

by GenosCyborg November 15, 2023

worse company

The best non-copyrighted stand localization in part 4 of jojo’s bizarre adventure

Executive: how are we going to avoid copyright?? Bad company is a very famous song!!

Intern: …….

Intern: worse company

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

What? Mangoes from india?

One of polnareff’s most famous lines from the dub of jojo’s bizarre adventure.

Kakyoin: when you say.. a man..
Polnareff: what? Mangoes from India?

by GenosCyborg August 13, 2023