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(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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(BIZZ-maRK)
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1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.
I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.
by GeneGine October 14, 2006
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Dude or chick who knowingly bangs someone with HIV and/or AIDS.
Dude, I would totally bang Magic Johnson but I'm no suicide bomber.
by GeneGine October 14, 2006
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1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon
"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"
by GeneGine December 07, 2007
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