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The Greatest Game on Earth. The only sport to incorporate strategy, strength, speed, and stanima all in one game.
Soccer requires you to have speed and stanima, but you don't have to be strong or smart to play it
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it
Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required
American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO
by Geeter August 31, 2006
Get the American Football mug.'04 - '05 Season: 6 Assists Average, 27.6 points a game. Lakers finish with a 34 - 48 , miss the Playoffs
'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
'05 - '06 Season: 4.5 Assist Average, 35.4 points a game. Lakers finish 45 - 37, make the playoffs
by Geeter August 16, 2006
Get the Kobe mug.Without it, we'd be living dull, dull lives. Sports were invented to get people away from all the turmoil and stress they indure in their lifes, it made monday a GOOD day (Monday Night Football) and gave you a reward at the end of the day, because after you got home from work/school, you could watch the ballgame. Sports are very exciting and entertaining to watch on TV. Playing Sports are also very fun, and allows you to let out your agressing (Football) and makes you practice team work (Basketball) and Sportsmanship (Baseball) Whoever dosn't think sports are a good thing in our society is incorrect. Sports teach you great life skills, and allow people to relax in their stressfull lifes.
Sports Hater: Sports players are stupid and are overpaid.
Sports Enthusiast: Sports are a trillion dollor indunstry. As long as people buy tickets to the stadiums, buy basbeall caps, buy sports gear, etc. the average athletes will still be paid 0.0000000000000000000000001% of what that sports industry makes. These athletes risk their lifes (Football) playing over a hundered games a year (Baseball) and have to be able to pull of moves and make amazing shots that no ordinary person can do (Basketball) in order to entertain the entire world. If anything, actors are MUCH more overpaid then athletes. And sports require you to be VERY smart. You ever notice how all the Jock's in your school NEVER make it bigtime? It's because their STUPID!
Sports Enthusiast: Sports are a trillion dollor indunstry. As long as people buy tickets to the stadiums, buy basbeall caps, buy sports gear, etc. the average athletes will still be paid 0.0000000000000000000000001% of what that sports industry makes. These athletes risk their lifes (Football) playing over a hundered games a year (Baseball) and have to be able to pull of moves and make amazing shots that no ordinary person can do (Basketball) in order to entertain the entire world. If anything, actors are MUCH more overpaid then athletes. And sports require you to be VERY smart. You ever notice how all the Jock's in your school NEVER make it bigtime? It's because their STUPID!
by Geeter August 22, 2006
Get the sports mug.Has the most dumbass fans who have the most twisted logic on this earth. Although not all their fans are like this, the one's I know do
Sacramento Kings fans: The Lakers suck! I mean, they DO have 14 championships and they DO have the greatest all-time win PTC. and they DO have a better record againts the Kings, BUT The Kings have NO championships, a LOSING all-time win ptc. and have a WORSE record againts the Lakers!
Lakers fan: Riiiight....
Lakers fan: Riiiight....
by Geeter August 20, 2006
Get the Sacramento Kings mug.It's like a mini-me version of Micheal Vick. The main differences are that Vince does not have the arm-strength or has good arm action on his throws as Mike Vick. And on top of that, Vince Young is playing with the worst recievers and O-Line in the NFL.
by Geeter August 20, 2006
Get the Vince Young mug.An absolutely horrid "sport". The only strategy in this "sport" is setting formations and subbing substitutions. In football, you have to memorize hundereds of plays and formations. Like for instance, if your a WR and a QB says "42 red blue right" You must know EXACTLY where your going to be on the field, what rout to take, what player to block, etc. Absolutely no dumbasses are allowed in the big leagues, take Ryan Leaf for instance. This guy was a dumbass jock, and becuase of it, he turned out to be horrible in the NFL. You could be a dumbass jock in Soccer and you could still be succsesfull.
You are not required to have ANY upperbody strength in Soccer, and the only "injury" these soccer players have are sprained ankles, and you know how they got that? By being tripped! Boo fuckin' hoo, be a man.
The refferies are fucking sad. There calls are based on OPINION, what the hell is up with that? Like for instance in the world cup, one american guy got tripped by an italian, and the refs shows a red card, even though he TOUCHED THE BALL and IT WAS THE FORST FUCKING FOUL OF THE GAME. The refferies pull out these "cards" on impulse. Basicly, the only reason America did not get past the first round was becuase we lost that guy and we had to settle for a tie. In Football, if a referie calls someone out (because there are no fouls because football isn't for pussies) He ALWAYS checks with another Ref to see if he agrees. And even if they missed a call (Which they hardly do) the COACH (Not Manager) can tell the refferies if he thinks they did, and they ACTUALLY listen.
Another reason Soccer Sucks, is because of the point system. Do you know why Hockey got rid of these "ties"? Becuase having ties in a game are STUPID! So why dosn't soccer have overtime to decide the tie? Becuase soccer feels that it has to be so boring that it should have 0-0 ties. I mean, atleast when your going to football, baseball, basketball, or hockey game you KNOW there is going to be a score, it's guerenteed. And this goal-differential is also an embarrismant. Imagine if your goalkeeper was having a bad game and you lost 5-0. It would take over a month just to break even! Like when the US lost 3-0 in the World cup, but then played VERY well the next two games. We didn't get passed the first round, because of that 3-0 loss. The only way we could have gotton past is if we won a game 3-0. It wouldn't matter if we did win the next two games, because we would still need a goal differential of 0 to break even. What a messed up system!
And yes, after all that there is still something wrong with soccer: Everything else. The game itself lasts for only 90 minutes, a football game lasts for 210 minutes. The game of soccer contains passing the ball over and over and over and over again and some scoring. In Football, EVERY play is exciting, whether it be a passing play or running play. In soccer, the ONLY thing exciting are the goals, in football, EVERY aspect of it is exciting, whether it be a long pass, amazing catch, broken tackle, hard hit, interception, long run, sack, or even the time inbetween plays.
You are not required to have ANY upperbody strength in Soccer, and the only "injury" these soccer players have are sprained ankles, and you know how they got that? By being tripped! Boo fuckin' hoo, be a man.
The refferies are fucking sad. There calls are based on OPINION, what the hell is up with that? Like for instance in the world cup, one american guy got tripped by an italian, and the refs shows a red card, even though he TOUCHED THE BALL and IT WAS THE FORST FUCKING FOUL OF THE GAME. The refferies pull out these "cards" on impulse. Basicly, the only reason America did not get past the first round was becuase we lost that guy and we had to settle for a tie. In Football, if a referie calls someone out (because there are no fouls because football isn't for pussies) He ALWAYS checks with another Ref to see if he agrees. And even if they missed a call (Which they hardly do) the COACH (Not Manager) can tell the refferies if he thinks they did, and they ACTUALLY listen.
Another reason Soccer Sucks, is because of the point system. Do you know why Hockey got rid of these "ties"? Becuase having ties in a game are STUPID! So why dosn't soccer have overtime to decide the tie? Becuase soccer feels that it has to be so boring that it should have 0-0 ties. I mean, atleast when your going to football, baseball, basketball, or hockey game you KNOW there is going to be a score, it's guerenteed. And this goal-differential is also an embarrismant. Imagine if your goalkeeper was having a bad game and you lost 5-0. It would take over a month just to break even! Like when the US lost 3-0 in the World cup, but then played VERY well the next two games. We didn't get passed the first round, because of that 3-0 loss. The only way we could have gotton past is if we won a game 3-0. It wouldn't matter if we did win the next two games, because we would still need a goal differential of 0 to break even. What a messed up system!
And yes, after all that there is still something wrong with soccer: Everything else. The game itself lasts for only 90 minutes, a football game lasts for 210 minutes. The game of soccer contains passing the ball over and over and over and over again and some scoring. In Football, EVERY play is exciting, whether it be a passing play or running play. In soccer, the ONLY thing exciting are the goals, in football, EVERY aspect of it is exciting, whether it be a long pass, amazing catch, broken tackle, hard hit, interception, long run, sack, or even the time inbetween plays.
American Football "pwns" Soccer
by Geeter September 14, 2008
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