Gaz C's definitions

Yakko

When a clear slime in your anus starts to wrap pieces of shit like cling film when you shit em out. Its basically shit with a waterproof rainjacket on. They can be picked up and thrown but on impact with the target those bad boys splat everywhere.

Ned: Holy shit man my shit have cling wrapping on them
Pete: Man that isnt cling film
Ned: What is it then?
Pete: You are experiencing Yakko my friend which must mean your arse is slimy

by Gaz C January 14, 2004

lerfore

When lazy morons choose not to say 'Th' and instead pronouce it 'L'

Baldy: I am lerfore god

by Gaz C December 29, 2003

Yak attack

When an unfortunate cunt is pelted with Yakko (see Yakko)

Clive: Ah no not another yak attack
Mob: Get himm lads
*Clive is yakko'd*

by Gaz C January 14, 2004

gamgee

The vomiting vagina, A Gamgee is a pussy that has had too much milk and spits the cum back out.

Tug: Oh baby i just came in your pussy
Jill: Dont worry, I have a gamgee.
Tug: Whats a gamgee ?
Jill: A vomiting vagina

Then Jill proceeds to spit the cum on Tug for a change

by Gaz C December 29, 2003

tallica

One of the greatest bands in the world, no doubt about it.

Don't take heed of the previous definition up there because whoever wrote it is a sad elitist clampet who munches the meat.

Gooz: Put on a good album there Jiksy
Jiksy: Fuckin' Right lad, some Tallica on its way

by Gaz C December 30, 2003

puntar

A skinny grinch like, lifeless soul that takes pleasure in the saddest things in life. A Puntar has a very basic life outlook, taste in clothes, smells bad and has red rings under the eyesockets.

Often a Puntar screams "OOOOOOHHH" randomly to declare his enjoyment of licking sandpaper.

Podge: Look at that guy over there
Travis: Yeah hes such a puntar

by Gaz C December 29, 2003

hoop

Your arsehole

Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop

by Gaz C December 29, 2003