Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Nipsicles

When a woman's nipples are so hard, they could gouge a baby's eye out.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that movie Columbiana? That girl had some perky-ass tits.

Guy#2: Yeah, straight Nipsicles the entire movie!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Casa Grand Chocolate Hand

When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.

I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!

by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015

Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.

Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer

by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020

Gruntstyle

The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.

Joe: I’m gonna tread on your anus, Gruntstyle!

by Gaysofthunder69 December 14, 2019

Jussie Smollett

When a guy beats your dick so hard, he has to lie to the world.

Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!

by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019

Bromo

That one dude in your crew, that’s cool as the other side of the pillow, but also happens to be into suckin other niggas’ meats.

He ain’t no fairy, that’s my Bromo!

by Gaysofthunder69 December 17, 2019

Tucson Double-Tap

Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.

Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!

by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020