When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.
by Gaysofthunder69 November 14, 2020
When you go to attack your partner from the back and catch a spray far to the eyes, forcing an involuntary closing of the eyes, temporary blindness, and general panic.
by Gaysofthunder69 November 14, 2020
When you’re chicken fighting at your work’s summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.
CO-Worker: What’s wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢
by Gaysofthunder69 November 24, 2019
Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.
by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019
by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019
When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 06, 2015