Definitions by Gaysofthunder69
Mexican Oil Change
The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.
On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!
Mexican Oil Change by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019
Jussie Smollett
Police: Sir, did you beat this guys dick and pour bleach on it?
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
Suspect: No way, man. I would never give a Jussie Smollett!
Jussie Smollett by Gaysofthunder69 February 5, 2019
Lake Placid Surprise
A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!
Lake Placid Surprise by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2016
Burnt Cheeks Dance
Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!
Burnt Cheeks Dance by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016
Tucson TuffGuy
A guy who thinks he is a tough guy, but is in fact fakin' like Clay Aiken. They even give the appearance of being a real tough guy by repeating tough guy verbiage that they learned from other fake tuffguys, but only other fake tuffguys buy into it. Anywhere but Tucson, they'd be somebody's bitch.
Diaz: You ain't cut like that!
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.
Me (laughing): That doesn't mean much, coming from a Tucson Tuffguy like you, Diaz, you little bitch.
Tucson TuffGuy by Gaysofthunder69 October 25, 2015
Casa Grand Chocolate Hand
When a man uses his hand as toilet paper, then uses the chocolate doo-doo butter as lube to give a Tug job in a rest stop bathroom.
I had to use the restroom on the way to Phoenix, but I wound up getting a Casa Grand Chocolate Hand! It was a WINN-WINN!
Casa Grand Chocolate Hand by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015
Blackfishing
When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.
Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!
Blackfishing by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015