bailiff

thick 'who ate all the pies cunt' who comes round your house, stares at you and asks if your in.

:is mister titwank in?
:who?

by gavin September 14, 2003

there is so many i could say, he´s everthing under the sun

most hated man

bin laden

by gavin November 06, 2003

suburban dictionary

the oxford dictionary

the suburban dictionary isn't for looking up rude words its for education

by gavin September 27, 2003

Faceman

One that is as cool as Leisure Suit Larry. Gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. One that has incredible charisma.

James Bond

by Gavin December 18, 2003

scuffer

hegmonic power tool of the state.
law enforcer

then this pig scuffer cunt came up and took the milk off me.

by gavin September 27, 2003

Rub the cooch

To stimulate a woman's clitoris.

"Just rub the cooch man. she'll get so horny."

by Gavin December 10, 2004

elastic band conversation

banal discourse that makes you want to throw up

they're like elastic bands but smaller and some have different colours

by gavin October 04, 2003