Gary Destruction's definitions
The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004

Mobile doomday device and base that supervillains Shredder and Krang used on the Archie cartoon and comic versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003

1. Term that stands for Cyclic Redundancy Check. It's a form of error checking commonly used for Winzip compression and Ultra ATA controllers.
by Gary Destruction June 23, 2003

Condition commonly mistaken for MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder). Schizophrenia like the name suggests means a split, but not a split in personality. Schizophrenia is a split in perception that causes an individual to become detached, isolated and remote from reality and from the rest of society. A person experiencing schizophrenia might see things in a way that he can only understand. He might also experience hallucinations such as hearing voices and seeing things, paranoia, feelings and thoughts of persecution and feeling like he is in another world.
I'm borderline schizophrenic.
by Gary Destruction July 19, 2003

by Gary Destruction July 16, 2003

1. Something or someone that exists or behaves in contradiction to itself or himself
2. Application from the Corel Office Suite
2. Application from the Corel Office Suite
1. He fought a battle that he was ultimately opposed to.
2. Some companies use Corel Paradox for their databases
2. Some companies use Corel Paradox for their databases
by Gary Destruction June 19, 2003

Acronym for Hardware Abstraction Layer. The HAL is used by NT-based Operating Systems to handle hardware. This prevents the OS from having direct access to hardware.
by Gary Destruction November 19, 2003
