flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

SBS

Stands for sweaty ball syndrome. It is where your balls are very sweaty, often resulting to them sticking to the side of your legs
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It is so hot today, I think I am getting SBS.

by Gary Coleman IV August 16, 2008

overdefined

A word on urbandictionary.com that has been defined too many times.

Dang, ass is a really overdefined word.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

high school

A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.

1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores.

2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Wii

A very interactive sex machine that is able to give blow jobs and rim jobs.

Man, I played with my Wii so much last night I started to cum.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008