An adjective used to describe an over-exaggerated object such as a new video game or movie. Something that pummels everything else in its category.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

After Jerry saw that her chest had been showered in a mass amount of hot creamy giz, he immediately knew that it was the result of uber-ejaculation.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
