Gary Coleman IV's definitions

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

ADS

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

anal publisher

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.

Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Bonjina

A vagina belonging to a girl that Bon Jovi has fucked.

I think ninety-eight percent of the women on this planet have Bonjinas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

BOSS

Acronym for big oversized semen shooter.

Man, my BOSS is an asshole.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

epic

An adjective used to describe an over-exaggerated object such as a new video game or movie. Something that pummels everything else in its category.

Call of Duty 4 is definitely an epic game.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008