Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

anal beastie 

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.

I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.

anal beastie by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

high school

A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.

1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores.

2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.

high school by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock mania 

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

cock mania by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Super Shitter 

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

Super Shitter by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Introretrogestion 

The act of inserting foodstuffs into the anal cavity, as means of eating.

Did you know Randy practices introretrogestion now? I saw him get a whole turkey in there!

Introretrogestion by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

top cock 

1. The winner of cock mania.

2. The leader in a group of roosters.

1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.

2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.

top cock by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Shamming 

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.

Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?

Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.

Shamming by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008