Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

exponential

A very large quantity.

We have an exponential amount of explosives in my garage.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

anal respiration

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.

That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Plasmatic

Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Introretrogestion

The act of inserting foodstuffs into the anal cavity, as means of eating.

Did you know Randy practices introretrogestion now? I saw him get a whole turkey in there!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Semen Stadium

Simply stated, a stadium filled with semen.

I think we need to erect a new semen stadium downtown.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008