golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Super Shitter

One who constantly takes shits on completely random objects. These items may include, but are not limited to: turtle shells, watermelons, and Tom Brokaw.

Tony is such a Super Shitter! He took a dump all over my Jack Russell Terrier!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

snow penis

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.

That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

cock-o-matic

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.

I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008