Gary Coleman IV's definitions

volleyball

A series of events where a bunch of girls bend over in really tight shorts. In most cases, they are usually horny athletes.

God, volleyball is the best sport ever.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

MAC

An incredibly fine soccer player.

I think that might be a MAC that just scored.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock table

A device that is able to consume a cock and/or envelop a cock. Normally used for masturbation or intense homoerotic intercourse.

That girl Kelsey sure is a cock table. I went right into her and she didn't even notice!

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Speed Round

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008