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Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

anal reaper 

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.
Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.
anal reaper by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cellular boredom 

Where you use your cell phone so much that you eventually get bored with it and have to get a new one.
Cameron is suffering from cellular boredom at this very moment. He needs to get an iPhone or something.
A very unorthodox way of describing something as absolutely the worst piece of garbage you have ever encountered.
Man, that band we saw last night was SFS.
SFS by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

anal demonization 

Using the anus for demonic purposes.
Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.
Acronym for big oversized semen shooter.
Man, my BOSS is an asshole.
BOSS by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

royal slurpee 

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.
Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.
When a person is tired of being heterosexual and decides to turn gay, or the other way around.
Karissa may be suffering from gaydom. She started hitting on my sister yesterday and then she started to blow me.
gaydom by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008