Gary Coleman IV's definitions

erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008

nigga licka

A whore who likes small black cock and especially loves to stick them in her mouth like a chocolate bar.

That girl Shaquita is definitely a nigga licka.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

semencilization

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.

Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

SFS

A very unorthodox way of describing something as absolutely the worst piece of garbage you have ever encountered.

Man, that band we saw last night was SFS.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

high school

A place where a relatively good looking person can explore different kinds of sex and find out what they like and don't like. At this place, going to the bathroom means that you are going to get a quickie in the bathroom or you are going to get food because you are hungry. It is also courteous to buy the teacher something if they allow you to go, such as a yardstick or a pet beaver.

1. You have to love high school girls. They are such whores.

2. I asked Mr. Edwards if I could go to the bathroom, but instead I went to get some Sun Chips. As a result, I bought him tickets to the Rod Stewart concert.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Shamming

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.

Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?

Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

keyboardiliscious

Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008