Gary Coleman IV's definitions

MarioCock

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.

Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.

by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

mackin'

The most awesome thing that can happen at any given time. Slang for awesome.

We are so mackin' it today, Lucas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

thummible

An object that can be moved with ones thumb and/or flipped with ones thumb.

The pages in Entertainment Weekly are very thummible.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008