1. After dominating cock mania, Miguel deserves the distinction of top cock.
2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.
2. You see the one with the gray feathers? Yeah, he's top cock.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
A social networking site where little kids meet strangers and get raped.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Also a place for teens to coordinate where and when they are going to have sex.
Did you get that message I sent you on myspace? You were supposed to meet me in the park yesterday...
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
An incredibly fine soccer player.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008