Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

ADS 

Annoying Douchebag Syndrome

Hey Lucas, I think Roger is suffering from some serious ADS.

ADS by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

gila mac 

Simply put, this is the most awesome status a person could achieve in their lifetime.

He just rode a bike into the lake. What a gila mac.

gila mac by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

semencilization 

The process in which semen is shot.
Pronounced suh-men-sil-uh-zay-shun.

Man, his semencilization took a really long time today.

semencilization by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008

nut to sack ratio 

The ratio of testicles to scrotum in the human penis compound.

Hey Mr. Schwartz, is my nut to sack ratio of 16 to 3 unusual?

nut to sack ratio by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

Speed Round 

Quickly switching between the hand gestures for Goatse and Mr. Hands. In some cases, the gesture for fisting lessons may be included.

Did you know that Jake currently holds the Speed Round world record with a time of 32.63 seconds?

Speed Round by Gary Coleman IV May 10, 2008

erection ratio 

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).

Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.

erection ratio by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008