Definitions by Garrison parkour

San suckaloose

The mischief version of santaclause

If you eat all your rubaboo San suckaloose will bring you a nice surprise.

San suckaloose by Garrison parkour March 15, 2026

Dragon

Exaleing a huge amount of smoke that fills the room and gets noticed

Holy poopers man that was a nice dragon

Dragon by Garrison parkour March 7, 2026

Boot hoot

The sour taste left from synthetic crack cocaine.
Taste like the smell off a rubber boot.

Yuk man, I think this is the fucking boots. I just had a "boot hoot"

Boot hoot by Garrison parkour March 3, 2026

Hoser

The term hoser originates in Canadian hockey. The defeated team must hose the skating rink down in shame this they are hoser's

Take a look at that bunch of hoser's

Hoser by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026

Op

A language where all the continuance are named but the vowels end with op

Hop e lop lop o (hello)

Op by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026

Snufflepussed

Getting your pussy pounded half dead

Damn baby you sure snufflepussed my kitty retarded

Snufflepussed by Garrison parkour March 2, 2026

Smegmaman

The name of a biological robot hero with a penis with a assortment of abilities. He shoots a stream off hot liquid. Shots of sticky glue. Out his skin tipped arm.

Smegmaman is the one hero that can save us

Smegmaman by Garrison parkour February 27, 2026