Definitions by Garbanzo esnifado

Peazoputa 

Derogatory when targeted at women. Means “big whore”. Usually targeted at promiscuous women. Can be used as friendly banter between women.

La peazoputa de Clara siempre nos deja tirados.

Peazoputa by Garbanzo esnifado April 8, 2022

Menearse la sardina 

Describes the male’s act of masturbation. Widely used in Spain. As an adjective, can be used both in an abusive or friendly way.

Edgar tiene la mala costumbre de menearse la sardina todas las noches.

Menearse la sardina by Garbanzo esnifado April 6, 2022

Pule barandas 

Derogatory. Usually targeted at gay people comparing the act of jerking off a guy with polishing the handrail of a staircase.

El pule barandas de Guillermo hace días que no pasa por casa.

Pule barandas by Garbanzo esnifado April 6, 2022

Bigote a la Portuguesa 

Offensive. It is said of the fecal matter moustache remaining after a rim job.

Después de quedar con Lucas, se me ha quedado un bigote a la portuguesa.

Bigote a la Portuguesa by Garbanzo esnifado February 23, 2022

Saca gachas 

Derogatory. Popular term used amongst low-brow people in Spain to describe when, in the act of anal sex, the penis extracts fecal residue from the rectum.

El saca gachas de Jaime le da bien duro al hijo de Loli.

Saca gachas by Garbanzo esnifado February 2, 2022

Comealmendras 

Derogatory. Commonly used in southern and eastern regions of Spain. Offensive towards Muslim people because they are believed to eat copious amounts of almonds after the Ramadan fasting.

España está llena de comealmendras saltavallas.

Comealmendras by Garbanzo esnifado January 19, 2022