130 definitions by GaaraoftheDamned

14-year old kid from Boston (orignally from Scotland) who earned his 15 minutes of fame on Youtube with the video "Declaration of War against Justin Bieber Haters" in which he threatens to hack anyone on the site he sees making fun of Justin Bieber in any way, shape, or form. He appeared in the video with an American gay accent (even though he's a bit of a homophobe). The video caused a huge fallout, in which he posted more videos asserting he was continuing with the "war" until November 20, in which he posted a teary-eyed apology, speaking in his normal Scottish accent, saying that his video basically ruined his life and left him totally traumatized. He still posts videos and still says he's a Justin Bieber fan, though all his videos after the "war" mostly relate to his religion.
That ericdouglace kid has major issues.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 31, 2010
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A person or group of fans of right-wing hard rocker Ted Nugent who mimick him in every conceivable way (usually minus the long hair), meaning they are:

-redneck republicans
-closed minded christians or catholics (meaning they are very homophobic)
-Hunters very much against vegetarianism/veganism and animal rights
-Defensive of Nugent's anti drugs and alcohol stance, even though many are heavy drinkers.
-in denial about Nugent avoiding the draft in the late sixties

Aside from a perfect example of the Republican Party not being able to think for themselves, they are also just as stupid as Beliebers, though not as annoying, not as large numbers, and most of them are actually full grown men in their fourties or fifties.
Nugentard: We need Nugent as president and not another faggot loving, anti-american pussy democrat who's probably a Jew or Atheist.

Normal person: Dude you've become a total Nugentard since you started listening to Ted Nugent, so go live with the other rednecks who can't think for themselves.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 28, 2010
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Things we can't have for a number of reasons.
Oh goddamnit man this is why we can't have nice things!!!!!
by Gaaraofthedamned September 16, 2011
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Former Saturday Night Live performer turned crazy, homophobic, teabagger.
I'd rather get gangraped by five Snookis than listen to the right wing bullshit coming out of Victoria Jackson's mouth.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 10, 2012
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Song by early Garage Rock/Rock n Roll band The Trashmen from their debut album of the same name. The Ramones did a terrific cover of it on their "Rocket to Russia" album.

A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".
Kid A: What are you listening to?

Kid B: Surfin' Bird

Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?

Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?

Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.

Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's

Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama
by Gaaraofthedamned August 13, 2011
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A boring band known less for their music and more for the time they accidentally dumped sewage from a tour bus toilet onto a boat full of people sightseeing in Chicago.
Dave Matthews band music is perfect-if you want to fall asleep at the wheel and drive your car into a walgreens.
by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2014
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The most overrated show in TV history. Peter Griffin is just Homer Simpson with hair, glasses, and a Boston accent, and the show's most famous jokes are either dragged out too long and/or repeated too many times. Not to mention the show relies too much on pop culture references to be funny. And anytime a song appears on the show (Rock Lobster, Surfin Bird, etc.), then suddenly every teen in America knows everything about the song and band-even if they never heard of either before.
FOX was smart to cancel Family Guy in 2002, but then they stupidly brought it back in 2005.
by GaaraoftheDamned December 14, 2012
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