GaaraoftheDamned's definitions

Beavis and Butthead Do America

A freaking hilarious 1996 movie based on the MTV animated series Beavis and Butthead. The plot of the film finds the duo looking for their stolen TV and, in doing so, becoming involved in the plot of two crooks and end up becoming "the most dangerous men in America".

Mike Judge, who also is the creator of the series, naturally voices the duo (among other series regulars) in the film, while guest voices for the film include Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Robert Stack, Cloris Leachman, Greg Kinnear, and David Letterman (though he was credited under a different name). The film's soundtrack includes music from White Zombie, Isaac Hayes, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and AC/DC.

I was gonna go to a party tonight, but I didn't feel well so I ended up watching Beavis and Butthead Do America.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 4, 2011

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

Successful Failure

Very little is known about this band, though it is presumed they were a Punk Rock/Hard Rock/Heavy Metal outfit. Their most famous member was Matt Sanders, who took the stage name M. Shadows and went on to become the lead vocalist for Avenged Sevenfold.

Dude i just found a demo tape of this band called successful Failure, should i toss it?

IF YOU TOSS THAT YOU CAN KISS YOUR DICK GOODBYE!!!! Successful Failure is M. Shadows' pre-A7X band!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 3, 2011

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

Death Bat

A skull with bat wings. Most notable for being Avenged Sevenfold's mascot. Many Over Kill fans claim the mascot was stolen from their band. The truth is however that it does not belong to one specific person or group. It's like a peace or anarchy symbol-everyone uses it. The death bat has been used on ouiji boards, artwork for other metal bands such as Metallica, even as an enemy in Legend of Zelda games. People who complain about it being stolen obviously is just looking for something to bitch about because their lives are just not complete enough.

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Fuck Avenged Sevenfags!!!!. They stole that death bat from Over Kill. It's rightfully there's!

Normal person: Last time I checked they didn't own the rights to it. I've seen Metallica-yes METALLICA- use it before. What do you say to that now?

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Shut the fuck up!!!! *Leaves*

by Gaaraofthedamned January 12, 2012

Android Hell

A real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

The enrichment center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

by Gaaraofthedamned December 18, 2011