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Beisan

A beautiful, quiet girl, named after a beautiful quiet town.
"Wow. I wish I could be Beisan"
by Guess September 22, 2003
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ratfink

a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.
A: Look, a ratfink!
B: What's a ratfink?
A: sigh, a ratfink is a cross between a rat, a fink, and a mouse. This is an odd animal only found in seclusive arounds in western egypt. It evolved quite a bit ago when a natural formation of toxic chemicals spilled on to a fink colony in the ground. The smell atracked rats all over the world to partake in the delicious meal. The finks, only half dead at this time, were consumed by the rats and were absorbed into the rats' DNA due to the nuclear contents of the fink. This disaster was the end to Finks, but the birth of ratfinks. However, this disaster made the rats shun the ratfinks because they were different.

B: I really dont care
by guess December 22, 2004
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Monodactyl

cocky big mouthed tosser that thinks they are superior to everyone else.When in fact they are just pedantic wankers.
That arse on BC
by guess September 8, 2003
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337

The number tied to the Clandestine mystery from the band AFI. No one really knows what it means, except that it appeared all throughout their "Clandestine" video and there are said to be hints all through their last album, Sing the Sorrow. See 336.
Dude, I just discovered the answer to the 337 mystery!
by Guess June 27, 2006
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machizzle

i machizzle my car
by guess June 27, 2004
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gnat butter

n. that yellow ooze at the end of a dog's dick, often surrounded by gnats
Dude, your dog just licked off his gnat butter.
by guess January 12, 2005
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loofus

(1) a pubic hair that women occasionaly choke on, it can't be removed because its stuck in the crotch region very tightly. it can't be shaved because its made of steel.

(2) a really dumb douche bag. by douche bag i mean ignorant wanna be mean but can't stupid dick humper. and by the sentence above this one i mean a asshole. and by asshole i mean someone whos a dick. do u get the gist of it.

(3) a term used to describe mentally handicapped people or retards. the type of retard who would break a plate glass window with his boner then lick the blood of the broken shards and walk into a fueneral home half naked during a wake.

(4) simon cowell

(5) a word used to describe a genreal idiot. you know what a idiot is. like someone who cheats on their taxes...but uses a bright red pen and mispells words like "money"

(6) just a funny ass word to confuse the elderly with.
(1) AAAAAH frank you loofus finally broke off... but now its gaging the fuck out of me. i gotta shit.

(2) guy 1: i had sex with you wife...ANAL

guy 2: god damnit loofus.

(3) conversation
person 1: yeah so then the loofus came into my house with a baseball bat. then he kept screaming "peabut butter" and i was freaked because it was 2 in the morning. then these people came into my house and put this crazy loofus in a huge duffel bag.

person 2: thats crazy. loffus's are only here to freak people out and to amuse us. oh and alos to play piano

(4) simon cowell: that was gastly. excuse me i have to go home and vomit in my underwear draw. that was horrible. i'm gay

(5) person 1: your brother is a stupid loofus.

person 2: no he's not. why would you say that?

person 1: uummmm....maybe its because he just took a shit in my grandmas bath tub. then her threw his own fecal matter at her stuffed cat.

(6) young person: hi there old guy, did you poop your pants again

old person: WhAAAaaaa i can't here yaa
young peson: LOOFUS

old person: WWHAAAA, you damn hooligans. get off my porch with your stupid music. WHAAaa. i just soiled my self. JULIA!!!!

old persons wife: WHAAT MARVIN!

old person: i need a depense... HURRY UP WOMEN.

young person: wow, when i get old i'm gonna shoot my self in the face
by guess April 10, 2004
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