GRiM's definitions

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

by Grim January 20, 2005

sport compacts

Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.

Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine?
Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah!
Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout*
Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler

by Grim September 24, 2004

phreaker

A person who can "hack" his way into a phone system, often to make free phone calls.

<GRiM> I am a phreaker
<GRiM> I can make free international phone calls

by GRiM July 19, 2004

JDM

One of the most overused words by Ricers. If its JDM it must be automatically better. Some of the stuff in Japan may be better but it has turned into a buzzword.

RICER: OMGZZ!!! I have these new tyte JDM headlights yo! They make my car so much better!
Domestic: That's nice, I have stock headlights and spent that money on my engine.
RICER: Dood! You bought a JDM engine???
Domestic: Stupid ricer

by Grim October 15, 2005

TFTR

Thanks for the reply.

Thanks someone for graciously replying to a question they've posted in web-based forums.

TFTR

That solved my problem just as you said.

by Grim April 20, 2004

Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

by Grim March 9, 2005

Sphug

A word with universal meaning developed by two masters of disguise while engaging battle upon the evil opposition in E.E. (Empire Earth for those ignorant boobs who ignore the fine art that is PC war)........................... you fools

1. Shit... that was some sphug....
2. Sphug his ass!!!
3. Hey man... you want some sphug??
4. Sphug you... BEE-OTCH!!!
5. Farva

by Grim June 30, 2004