GReg's definitions

snarky

Adjective - Any language that contains quips or comments containing sarcastic or satirical witticisms intended as blunt irony. Usually delivered in a manner that is somewhat abrupt and out of context and intended to stun and amuse. Origin: Snark="snide remark".

Evelyn always called attention to the proverbial pink elephant in the room with her snarky comments.

by Greg February 27, 2005

muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003

MFC

Mother Fucking Champ!!

that dood is a mfc

by greg January 20, 2004

untruthatude

A lie. To speak falsley.
(see also Falcity)

Uh uh, ya honor, that's an untruthatude. I was nowhere in the area when that lady got mugged.

by Greg February 10, 2004

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.

Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.

by Greg October 26, 2003

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003