chubbies

a chubbie is someone who eats too much and doesnt do enough exercise, they spend far too much time on MSN. India is a definate example!!!

i don't want a chubby anywhere near me!!!

by GOD January 31, 2005

Old German

A quality alcoholic beverage

Hey, we got two cases of old german for ten bucks

by God January 30, 2005

Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003

jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

by god April 12, 2003

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

Spilner

1. Someone who doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

2. Someone who is a self-proclaimed genius, however, in reality knows very little.

See also: idiot moron tool

Kimmy is such a spilner.

Ty is such a bloody spilner.

Jenny used to be a spilner, but then she turned 12.

by God February 10, 2005

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003