god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

by GOD February 28, 2005

pong

see ping

by god January 31, 2003

dolmio grin

A dolmio grin is what happens when you go down on a girl when shes on her period and you get blood all around your mouth. It's called a dolmio grin because you get a similiar effect when you have lots of pasta topped with dolmio tomato paste.

Man I went down in this bitch and got the dolmio grin.

by God January 18, 2005

towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

by god October 13, 2003

Him Downstairs

The metro totem stick, has the incredible mutant ability to confuse people stupider than him. An emcee in the group DUMMEE PLUG. All around odd motherfucker.

Who's fondling those mannequines with lead paint popsicles? Must be Him Downstairs.

by GOD April 01, 2003

Own3d

the state of ownership by someone else...

"the R1 Own3d the Gayxr at the finish line in the quartermile"

by God September 20, 2003