googletelligence

To have the knowledge how to search on google.

Wow...your googletelligence was great finding that info.

by goober September 09, 2004

ASOIAF

Literary perfection.

clearly ASOIAF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOTR

by goober June 09, 2004

Smallville

The best TV show in the whole world, with the hottest guy in the whole world.

Person one: Hey, is that Smallville you're watching?
Person two: Yeah, isn't it the best show in the world?
Person one: OMG, Tom Welling is the hottest guy on Earth, and Krypton!

by Goober January 24, 2005

green folder

When an obese persons belly folds over their genitalia and they can't wash it thoroughly so a green fungi begins to grow in the fold.

Dude, that is some seriously nasty green folder, you should get it checked out.

by Goober February 20, 2015

geyness

something/someone's relative ammount of gey

Hey Bunny, that chick is really showing her geyness.

by goober September 12, 2004

Satisfacation

satis-fa-cation
combination of satisfy and satisfaction.

:to cause (someone) to be happy or pleased
: a happy or pleased feeling because of something that you did or something that happened to you
: the act of providing what is needed or desired : the act of satisfying a need or desire
: a result that deals with a problem or complaint in an acceptable way
:to feel good or at ease when a job or task is done properly or complete.

-You can't get any satisfacation when something is done poorly or half way.
-There is no satisfacation in loosing.
-I complained to customer service about the bad service but didn't get any satisfacation.
-I feel a great deal of satisfacation when helping others.

by GOOBER May 13, 2015

Wankchop

A complete tosser, usually driving a peny-envy car

"Fuckin' wankchop just cut me up!!"

by Goober March 15, 2005