GAWII's definitions
"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.
by GAWII May 8, 2008

Come shop at Bloomingdale's. I swear we aren't Macy's!
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
The fact my paycheck says "Macy's" doesn't mean anything...
by GAWII March 24, 2009

Second Life for Atari.
by GAWII January 17, 2013

Obsessive Dick Disorder.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
A mental affliction commonly found in hoplophobes, causing an irrational need to constantly think about gun owners’ dicks. Advanced stages even lead to being unable to stop talking about the dicks of gun owners, in great detail. This condition can be alleviated through a daily dose of rational and critical thinking.
Normal person: So I just bought a gun.
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
Hoplophobe: WOW I BET YOUR DICK IS TINY
Normal person: …What?
Hoplophobe: YOUR THROBBING COCK MUST BE SO SMALL I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW TINY IT IS
Normal person: Have you been tested for ODD? You REALLY should…
by GAWII January 20, 2024

The Atkins diet for dummies.
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
Dr. Atkins said you should eat nutrient rich carbs instead of nutrient deficient carbs. This appears to be a simple idea, yet apparently figuring out that this means eating spinach instead of potatoes or broccoli instead of corn is akin to rocket science for the unwashed masses. So in comes the South Beach Diet, which is exactly the same except it breaks everything down into "good carbs" and "bad carbs".
by GAWII March 24, 2011

Alternative spelling of DJ, used by morons that are unaware DJ is an abbreviation of disc jockey, and for some reason believe the "word" needs to be spelled out phonetically.
by GAWII April 26, 2009

A type of sushi that is prepared in a way so it is more appealing to a baka gaijin.
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Whitizushi are always urimaki rolls, which have rice on the outside and nori (seaweed) hidden away on the inside. This because most gaijin will refuse to knowingly eat anything containing seaweed. But what fully distinguishes whitizushi from regular urimaki is its unconventional ingredients such as avocado or american mayonnaise as well as ridiculous non-japanese names such as "California roll", "Dragon Roll" or "Spider Roll".
Baka gaijin: "I'm hungry, let's get some sushi. I feel like California rolls."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
Gaikokujin: "Oh, you're a fan of whitizushi?"
Baka gaijin: "Is that what it's called?"
Gaikokujin: "...Yes! California rolls, Spider Rolls, Dragon Rolls, those are all called whitizushi."
Baka gaijin: "Wow, that's so cool! I know a Japanese word now. I'm so worldly."
by GAWII July 16, 2009
