Vegan Diet

A diet consisting only of vegans.

With the Vegan Diet, you can help your health and the world by eating more vegans!

by GAWII May 17, 2008

stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.

Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.

by GAWII May 25, 2008

The Producers

The Producers was at first a film made by Mel Brooks. Then they made a Broadway musical based on the film. Then they made a film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.

One can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a NEW Broadway musical based on the film based on the Broadway musical based on the film.

The Producers? Which one? I think there's about a dozen now.

by GAWII January 23, 2009

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret: Lace in your ass-crack is uncomfortable.

Victoria's Secret must stay secret, or else she'll be poor.

by GAWII October 24, 2008

midwife

A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.

While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.

"We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor."
"Enjoy your stillbirth."

by GAWII May 31, 2013

MineCraft

Second Life for Atari.

Minecraft: When NES-era graphics are just too good.

by GAWII January 17, 2013

Bindi

A decorative dot placed on a woman's forehead.

Meant as a bullseye for a man to aim the money shot.

Bindis make a facial so much easier.

by GAWII July 04, 2013