GAV's definitions

I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005

parrett

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day

no-one likes that fat rat

by Gav March 1, 2004

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

by Gav April 13, 2004

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

tootsies

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

by Gav April 14, 2004

god

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

by Gav April 14, 2004