Definitions by GAV

tootsies 

Toes, the things at the end of your feet.

Ma tootsies are cauld

tootsies by Gav April 14, 2004

fiction 

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

fiction by Gav April 14, 2004

god 

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

god by Gav April 14, 2004

joby 

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

joby by Gav April 13, 2004

Jobbie

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie.

Jobbie by Gav April 13, 2004

hoaching 

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

hoaching by Gav April 13, 2004

parrett 

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day

no-one likes that fat rat

parrett by Gav March 1, 2004