joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

pussy-fart

air released form area of vaginal lips region smell can be unpleasant and disturbing

the girl that sits in front of me in italian

by gav March 06, 2003

parrett

a fat kid who nobody likes and gets beaten up nearly every day

no-one likes that fat rat

by Gav March 01, 2004

I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 06, 2005

Twpsyn

Means Idiot

Taken from modern Welsh language

Don't be such a twpsyn

by Gav August 31, 2004

pikea

chairs and the like left behind by traveling irish folk.

Fucking gypo's leaving all their pikea shit in the lay by

by GAV October 22, 2003

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 05, 2003