Urban Dictionary: Definitions by GANJAMAN

random

Something that just comes out of the-OH MY GOSH ITS A FLYING PEANUTBUTTER FILLED COW!!

Jovially walking on a sunday morning sure did a garden gnome come up and poke me in the ass. The apocalypse has been delayed due to certain circumstances. CAUTION DO NOT READ!!FLAMES SHALL COME FROM LOUISIANA AND INCENERATE YOU IF YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD ONE MORE TIME!

by GANJAMAN January 31, 2005

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yellow ledbetter

an awesome pearl jam song that sounds like fellow bedwetter and kicks arse. its one of those songs you listen with your boyfriend and then cry on each other all day then eat sushi.

"out on the porch...."

by GANJAMAN December 2, 2004

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abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

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eddie vedder

Really really smart creative guy who hates bush. Frontman for the band pearl jam, doesn't like to be mainstream. BILLIONS have copied his singing style, which is muddy and full of ERRRRRRR's and AHHHHHH's and random lion growls. also very hot. Has enviromental issues.

I'm eddiehhh vedderrrrr....DESTROY THE MEDIA MACHINE!!!!!!!!

by GANJAMAN November 6, 2004

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new jersey

BEST STATE ON EARTH!! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.

You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool.

You know it

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

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summit

A place that people don't like because because it has a bunch of rich people. Hell, I only lived there for a year...There's nothing wrong with money unless you use it the wrong way....YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!!!!!

I'm still kick-ass....

by GANJAMAN May 1, 2005

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