GANJAMAN's definitions

Kurt Cobain

The dude's totally overrated but he's cool. He ain't no god, the last thing he wanted was for people to think he was. Genuis, but not that smart

".....everyone is gay..."

by GANJAMAN January 20, 2005

you don't know me!

what all young I- think- I'm-misunderstood- by- society -so- let-me-listen-to-gay-ass-emo yells at their parents once in while,so they can really convince themselves that the world is out to get them and they're rebels but in reality they're just conformist SoB's

Fat Mom: Want some cookies?
Angry teenager that goes to Hot Topic and thinks they're cool: YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!GO AWAY LINKIN PARK!!!
Fat Mom: Fine then more for me

by GANJAMAN February 11, 2005

love

the most confusingly beautiful feeling in the world. Sex=Bonus not purpose.Can be a disease. Can be the best darn disease ever diagnosed. Can be the shittiest thing you've ever felt. But if it is true, it'll last forever and you won't want a cure.

"there is no greater love than a man laying down a life for his brother"
(well in a romantic case it would be spouse w/e)

by GANJAMAN February 25, 2007

summit

A place that people don't like because because it has a bunch of rich people. Hell, I only lived there for a year...There's nothing wrong with money unless you use it the wrong way....YOU MUST WORSHIP ME!!!!!

I'm still kick-ass....

by GANJAMAN May 1, 2005

eddie vedder

Really really smart creative guy who hates bush. Frontman for the band pearl jam, doesn't like to be mainstream. BILLIONS have copied his singing style, which is muddy and full of ERRRRRRR's and AHHHHHH's and random lion growls. also very hot. Has enviromental issues.

I'm eddiehhh vedderrrrr....DESTROY THE MEDIA MACHINE!!!!!!!!

by GANJAMAN November 6, 2004

new jersey

BEST STATE ON EARTH!! (besides california) Cool people are born there every second. And no, no one goes down to the "coaffee shoop" with their "doog".The accent isnt as prominent as people think.

You're from New Jersey? You must be very cool.

You know it

by GANJAMAN October 26, 2004

abstinence

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005