G-man's definitions

SAS

Shit Air Seperator: A thin gasket like muscle in the anal cavity that seperates gas from shit. When its broken, it results in a shart

John- I got to go home and change.
Jane- Why?
John- I tried to fart I blew my SAS.
Jane- You dirty son of a bitch.

by G-Man April 1, 2005

street sweeper

Jacking off onto a sex parteners face, then using your hairy ball sack to sweep the excess cum into their mouth.

Last night I blew my load on Jane's face and waunted to give her a zamboni, but my balls were to hairy, so I gave her a street sweeper instead.

by G-Man February 21, 2005

noseblast

The unfortunate event that occurs when comsuming a beverage (milk, usually) and due to a joke or other funny event, the act of trying to supress the mirth results in the liquid spraying out of your nose.

I was watching Jim walk down the street and while I took a sip of milk, he fell down the steps, causing me to have a noseblast!

by G-Man January 31, 2004

Ersmania

An uncontrollable event, prefored by a roudy individual, perhaps influnced by durgs or alcohol

Ersman going apeshit

by g-man February 10, 2003

boo boo bama

weed,dumbass

Wheres tha boo boo bama at? I needs ta get high

by g-man April 21, 2003

offroading

Another term for engaging in anal sex.

My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.

by G-Man February 7, 2005

stank ass

Filthy odor from one's being or body

Get on with yo stank ass!

by g-man September 23, 2003