G-Union 2's definitions

Snow White

(N.) A Racist Bitch who should be killed for her numerous Hate Crimes in the fifties.

Fuck her and her Seven Dwarfs. What kind of S&M Shit is that anyway? Seven Dwarfs...

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -

by G-Union 2 August 9, 2004

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Father of the Pride

(N.) Another Word for "Canceled by November."

(see, Jake 2.0 and Method and Red.)

Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.

"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed

by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004

Clusterfuck

A large group of chaotic and unorganized people (Usually the Paparazzi at a Red Carpet Premiere) that are all pushing and shoving to get the same thing. (In the Paparazzi scenario, the perfect Shot)

I was walking down the Boulevard the otherday and saw a large Clusterfuck trying to get a picture of Andy Dick.

by G-Union 2 September 13, 2004

Babezilla

(N.) A Euphemism for a Really, Really, Hot Girl! A girl so hot, even if she was a city-wrecking monster, no man could be able to stop her because no one would want to destroy such a hottie. She makes men "putty in her hands" and is totally irresistable, thus she can't be stopped.

Like I said before, Beyonce is such a Babezilla.

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004