G-Union 2's definitions

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.-

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky) -

by G-Union 2 August 9, 2004

Ugly Duckling Syndrome

A Girl who grew up all her life unattractive until High School or College when she then "Blossomed" into a really hot girl. Unlike naturally pretty girls though, her self-esteem is pretty low (As it'll almost permanently be for life) but, she has a good heart, personality, and soul because that's all she could afford to have when she was unattractive. Also, any girl with UDS, will go out with any guy cause to her "Looks Doesn't Matter. As long as they have a good Sense of Humor." As long as they never realize that they're a Ten, they'll always be humbled and down to earth.

A girl with the Ugly Duckling Syndrome or UDS, is The Perfect Catch! She's a Perfect 10 both in and out and she'll do whatever you want her to do! She'll date anybody and could never do anything wrong to you because to her, she's lucky just to have you!

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."

Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Jack and Bobby

(N.) A WB melodrama (That replaced The WB's Angel) that chronicles the life of a young boy who will become President of the United States in 2041. It's.... meh.

Only The WB can combine Politics and Sluts drunkenly making out at rave Party.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004