Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".
by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004
Just because soemthing is "All 3D Lookin'" like Shrek, doesn't mean the writing will be Emmy-Worthy.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.
by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004
(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."
(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)
(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
(N.) A cheesy Exclamation used at Basketball Games by idiots to make people feel like they have really accomplished something.
"Three-Pointer! Boom Shacka Lacka!"
by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004
(N.) The Best Heel Wrestler on the WWe Program "Smackdown!" and the longest reigning WWe Champion. Although he is on Smackdown! (the corny show), and doesn't have much competition (Angle and Booker-T excused) he still is the WWe Champion.
"It's Morning Again, in America!"
"It's Morning Again, in America!"
by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004