G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen's definitions

trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

Nutter worthy

A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.

If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015

Juggling

Trying to date multiple people at the same time, to have multiple sexual partners during the same period in one's life

Guy: "Isn't stressful having a girlfriend, a wife, and 2 side jawns?!?!?"

Guy2: "It's called juggling my man, only the strong survive!"
Guy: "Whatever dude, have fun catching herpes"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

Reverse Houdini

To reappear in someones life. The opposite of pulling a houdini

All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014

mander

A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.

Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014

dime

A beautiful girl, a perfect 10

Ewa is a dime!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 14, 2014

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014