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the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014
Get the urban confessional mug.Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 28, 2014
Get the Pulled a Houdini mug.All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014
Get the Reverse Houdini mug.A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.
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Get the dime mug.Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
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Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014
Get the Why maintenance? mug.A specific type of slander fabricated by women against a man to conceal any kind of embarrassing truth.
Humiliated from being rejected by Glyn, Lynne decided it was in her best interest to tell her friends that Glyn came in to her, it was a viscous case of mander!
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 16, 2014
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