Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it
Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
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GMX

Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..
Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"
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Pulled a Houdini

When a person vanishes from another persons personal life
Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken
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trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better
You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!
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fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.
If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.
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