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Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..
Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 17, 2015
Get the GMXmug. by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 16, 2015
Get the Heart brokenmug. Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014
Get the Why maintenance?mug. the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious
Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014
Get the urban confessionalmug. 1. To replace your boy/girlfriend with another of equal, or lesser value.
2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.
2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.
Billy wanted to be like all the other kids in his class so he chose to trade down and move on with his life and subconsciously forfeited his balls, making him a unic.
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015
Get the trade downmug. Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 28, 2014
Get the Pulled a Houdinimug.