Definitions by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen

Why maintenance? 

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

Why maintenance? by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

dime 

A beautiful girl, a perfect 10

Ewa is a dime!

dime by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 14, 2014

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

fly maintenance by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014

Reverse Houdini 

To reappear in someones life. The opposite of pulling a houdini

All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life

Reverse Houdini by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014

Pulled a Houdini 

When a person vanishes from another persons personal life

Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken

Pulled a Houdini by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 28, 2014

urban confessional 

the act of substituting confession with urban dictionary while using an alias to clear your conscious

Ashamed from jacking off in the tomato garden and disenfranchised from learning the fresh vegetables in his salad came from said garden Lloyd took to the internet under the alias tomato wackier to clear his conscious, it was a urban confessional.

urban confessional by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 10, 2014