G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen's definitions

Pulled a Houdini

When a person vanishes from another persons personal life

Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 28, 2014

trade up

Trading up means to get past your ex by finding someone better

You can't trade up from Danuta, you're just fucked for ever once you lose her!!

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

GMX

Name given to someone whose voice resembles that of former Def Jam recording artist, and hip hop icon DMX, and name also starts with the letter "G". ie, Glenn, Garry, Greg, Gordon, etc..

Person 1 : "Yo son, that Supa fly ass cracker Glenn sounds just like DMX!"
Person 2 : "You talking about Glenn with the crystal clear dark grey eyes, amazing personality?!?"
Person 1 : "Ya dumby! Glenn, the one that's mad cut, and has like 8 pairs of Louboutin sneakers"
Person 2 : " We call him GMX because he sounds just like DMX."
Person 1 : " Luckily he's in love with that mad beautiful Polish girl because if he wasn't he'd be taking all our bitches for sure!""
Person 2 : "NO DOUBT!!"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 17, 2015

trade down

1. To replace your boy/girlfriend with another of equal, or lesser value.

2. What a fucking loser does on purpose
3. How good people deceive themselves into thinking they've moved on with their lives. One can combat this deception by trusting their heart, and following their gut. Initial gut instincts are 99.9% accurate 100% of the time. However, people either forget, or dismiss them immediately.

Billy wanted to be like all the other kids in his class so he chose to trade down and move on with his life and subconsciously forfeited his balls, making him a unic.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 18, 2015

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014