Definitions by Fucktarded Scarecrow

FloTard 

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Frosted Toes 

When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them

See:Bathroom Toes

ex:

Aww man....I totally have frosted toes...owwie....

Frosted Toes by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Bathroom Toes 

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

Bathroom Toes by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Billie Joe Armstrong 

Awsum =)

He is the lead singer of green day, a very good band.

ex;

Billie Joe Armstrong is the tits

Billie Joe Armstrong by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009