FloTard

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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Frosted Toes

When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them

See:Bathroom Toes
ex:

Aww man....I totally have frosted toes...owwie....
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom
One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
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Dike

Old Old Old Time word for a ditch (apparently)
Not to be confused with dyke which means lesbian..
That fucktard over there just fell in a dike?

(if this ^^ was dyke...

....eurgh..................)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow November 18, 2009
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Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park
ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
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Donkey Raping Shit Eater

The name says it all

It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman

I know this because i own the movie ^.^

A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
Ex:

God Jack is such a Donkey Raping Shit Eater
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 01, 2009
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