18 definitions by Fucktarded Scarecrow
Ding Dong!!!
1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)
2.An idiot
3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)
2.An idiot
3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)
1.Ding dong!
You:oh no its....
Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!
2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
You:oh no its....
Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!
2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them
See:Bathroom Toes
See:Bathroom Toes
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
ex:
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 2, 2009
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
Daniel and Tasha are talking
Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....
They both go back to daniels place and do it.
THE END
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 2, 2009