Fucktarded Scarecrow's definitions

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

The name says it all

It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman

I know this because i own the movie ^.^

A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard

Ex:

God Jack is such a Donkey Raping Shit Eater

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Dike

Old Old Old Time word for a ditch (apparently)
Not to be confused with dyke which means lesbian..

That fucktard over there just fell in a dike?

(if this ^^ was dyke...

....eurgh..................)

by Fucktarded Scarecrow November 18, 2009

Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Your Place, Or Mine?

A line generally followed by sex

Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking

Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....

They both go back to daniels place and do it.

THE END

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you

WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009