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by Fuck Shit Piss September 20, 2007
Get the Tittie-Shake mug.1) Someone who kills, like, twenty civilians of their own country for every one American soldier they kill.
2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.
3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.
4) A coward.
2) Someone who's grossly incompetent, as indicated above.
3) Stereotypical Arabian guy.
4) A coward.
1) "Fucking Jihadists are always killing innocent people."
2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"
3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."
4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"
2) "Wake the fuck up you fucking Jihadist, we have customers waiting!"
3) "Look out for that Jihadist there; he might have a bomb strapped to him or something."
4) "Look at the Jihadist run!"
by Fuck Shit Piss August 30, 2007
Get the Jihadist mug.Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.
Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.
Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.
Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.
You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.
You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.
You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.
You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.
You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.
Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.
There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.
In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.
Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.
Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.
You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.
You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.
You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.
You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.
You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.
Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.
There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.
In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
by Fuck Shit Piss September 6, 2007
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Noun
A play on the words "homosexual" and "fag."
One who is sexually attracted to another member of the same sex.
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Noun
A play on the words "homosexual" and "fag."
One who is sexually attracted to another member of the same sex.
twilightstationrocks
On the personal YouTube channel of a user by the name of twilightstationrocks, a comment dated September 14, 2007 was left by a user by the name TheNaasCRUBitch saying "hahhaa...ur a homofagual!!"
Later, in an unrelated incident, roughly three weeks before Christmas of 2007, twilightstationrocks left a comment on a video titled "You've Got A Gay" saying "I'm gay but I don't listen to Madonna, so hah! Proved them wrong"
It is believed that twilightstationrocks was 20 years old at the time of these events, and that he lived in the UK.
Later, in an unrelated incident, roughly three weeks before Christmas of 2007, twilightstationrocks left a comment on a video titled "You've Got A Gay" saying "I'm gay but I don't listen to Madonna, so hah! Proved them wrong"
It is believed that twilightstationrocks was 20 years old at the time of these events, and that he lived in the UK.
by Fuck Shit Piss January 9, 2008
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n.
1. What people like Al Sharpton and Reverend Jackson live off of.
2. Something that's perpetuated most often by people who don't even realize that they're doing it.
n.
1. What people like Al Sharpton and Reverend Jackson live off of.
2. Something that's perpetuated most often by people who don't even realize that they're doing it.
1.
These assholes are one of the reasons why we still have racism.
2.
Filthy wiggers dress up and act like stereotypical black people and perpetuate racism without even realizing it.
These assholes are one of the reasons why we still have racism.
2.
Filthy wiggers dress up and act like stereotypical black people and perpetuate racism without even realizing it.
by Fuck Shit Piss August 14, 2007
Get the Racism mug.In the United States, a Liberal is:
1. Someone who kills babies.
2. A terrorist.
3. An idiot.
4. A Nancy boy.
5. Someone who wishes they were European.
6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.
7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.
8. Someone who does drugs.
9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.
10. A mouth-breather.
11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.
12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.
13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.
14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.
15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.
16. A Democrat.
Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
1. Someone who kills babies.
2. A terrorist.
3. An idiot.
4. A Nancy boy.
5. Someone who wishes they were European.
6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.
7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.
8. Someone who does drugs.
9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.
10. A mouth-breather.
11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.
12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.
13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.
14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.
15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.
16. A Democrat.
Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
by Fuck Shit Piss March 26, 2008
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