Definitions by FridgeRaider
I gotta go
I gotta go by FridgeRaider November 8, 2004
twelve
I should be twelve.
I like girls, just don't expect me to say it out loud.
I hate 'em too - very loudly.
I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me!
School days are way too looooong.
Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em.
Is it Lunch yet?
Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!?
I wanna drive it!
But I want one with a motor on it!
Where's the food?
OK, the can's open. Now what?
They are not from K Mart!
Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one.
Do I gotta do math today?
Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know!
Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee!
I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that.
If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?
I like girls, just don't expect me to say it out loud.
I hate 'em too - very loudly.
I didn't mean to, somebody pushed me!
School days are way too looooong.
Weekends are way too short and not enough of 'em.
Is it Lunch yet?
Who taped thumb tacks to my chair seat?!?
I wanna drive it!
But I want one with a motor on it!
Where's the food?
OK, the can's open. Now what?
They are not from K Mart!
Hey! You ever played with a Harry Potter Broomstick? No, I mean played with one.
Do I gotta do math today?
Who cares who was President in 1841?!? He's dead ya know!
Oh, wow! Stephanie's bending over! Nnnnniiiiiicccccceeeee!
I don't think I'll ever be old enough to get away with that.
If the doctor puts his hand under boys' balls and says to cough, what does he do to girls, grab their tits and say to fart?
See? I would make a great twelve-year-old. Been there, done that. Being twelve is wasted on people who will spend a whole year learning how to be twelve and when they finally get it right, they turn thirteen and have to start over. Being twelve should be reserved for people who already know how.
twelve by FridgeRaider October 2, 2004
holy shit
holy shit by FridgeRaider September 27, 2004
kiddie
kiddie by FridgeRaider June 8, 2004
indoor sports
When Lassen County has blackouts for up to four days in subzero weather and whole families get bored, there's nothing to do but play indoor sports. I dare say they don't stay bored.
indoor sports by FridgeRaider June 2, 2004
shit happens
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.
Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?
Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.
Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.
7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.
Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.
Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?
Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.
Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.
Paganism: Each shit has its own name.
Atheism: Bullshit!
TV Evangelism: Send more shit.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Sunday School student:I gotta go!
shit happens by FridgeRaider May 31, 2004