FreeNachos's definitions

Thunder Pie

n: Something that has a mysterious, excessive, awesome quality. Like a combination of explosions, monster trucks, rock bands and free pie. Not an adjective, but a noun which is used more like a metaphor than a description. It is too important not to capitalize.

That ninja riding a bicycle while juggling knives that are on fire is total Thunder Pie.

by FreeNachos October 27, 2004

Chiefs

The reddest NFL team with the loudest fans. Known for being very competitive but rarely winning the championship or showing up for the playoffs. They live in Kansas City, MO. Arch-rival to the Raiders.

The Chiefs scored like a million points this year but still didn't make the playoffs.

by FreeNachos April 23, 2005

Uncle Buck

When you take a dump in the shower and then have to squish it down the drain with your foot.

The term stems from a rumor - most likely false - about a deleted scene from the John Candy movie.

Man, I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and dry off, so I just Uncle Bucked it.

by FreeNachos November 13, 2011

Big Jeter

A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.

Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.

by FreeNachos November 30, 2004