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Mampi

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!
by fREd April 29, 2004
mugGet the Mampimug.

French-canadians

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists
by Fred December 23, 2003
mugGet the French-canadiansmug.

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
by Fred January 1, 2005
mugGet the turtlebirdmug.

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise
Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"
by Fred April 4, 2005
mugGet the phasedmug.

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003
mugGet the Absolutemug.

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
mugGet the slapdickmug.

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged
by fred December 3, 2003
mugGet the fruit bowlmug.

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