Freak Obscene's definitions

paid programming

Television programing that consists of companies promoting their products. Usually shown early morning/late at night/whenever you are desperate for something to watch.

Usually the products advertised are worthless pieces of crap being sold for 'the low, low price of 12 payments of 43.32!!'.

Actually good programming. (When your wasted)

by Freak Obscene May 4, 2004

repent

Repent is what the priests expect you to do while grovling at thier feet like the sheep that all chritians are.

Repent will get you nowhere.

by Freak Obscene April 20, 2004

Image Skateboarder

A person who skateboards just to look 'cool'. Almost like a poser, but a bit more obnoxous. When an Image Skateboarder sees a decent skater, they tend to say that he/she sucks. Usually, Image Skaters are female, to get the skater dudes that they want to gain popularity, but can also range to males as well.

Image Skater: Ugh. Look at her over there. Just because she did that wicked trick, she acts like she can actually skateboard. What a poser.
Real Skater: -cocks one eyebrow-

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

edible regurgiation

n.
Food or other matter that has been previously consumed and brought back up through the asophogus in such a way that it can be eaten again.

"Wow, that cheesburger that you ate sure tastes good!"

by Freak Obscene April 24, 2004

image skater

See image skateboarder

I typed for too long on the first one, and I'm too lazy to go back and copy it...

by Freak Obscene April 26, 2004

Phone

1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'

1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*

2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

azurapets

The single WORST virtual pet site on the internet. Worse than NeoPets, even. Has about seven mouselike 'pets' that use basic, chunky, secondgrade colourbook colouring.

Tard- "Lets go to Azurapets!!"

by Freak Obscene April 25, 2004