FreD's definitions

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

strawmanized

A word often used but never defined.

Bush and Gore strawmenized each other during the debate.

by fred May 11, 2003

grizzeel

Reference to the grille of a car, truck, or SUV.

"platinum in my grizzeel"--From Lil' Flip's "This is the Way We Ball"

by fred May 15, 2003

whizzeel

Steering wheel of a car, truck, or SUV

One hand on da whizzeel.

by fred May 15, 2003

jackass

Johnny Knoxville see moron

"you Johnny!"

by fred August 25, 2006

Hoang

A sexy beast. See also pimp.

The women lined up to do Hoang.

by Fred June 3, 2003