Limping Off

Reaching climax when fapping but never actually getting hard; Whacking off with a limp dick

It was a total suprise when I jizzed from limping off to scat porn!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Fap Fart

Fapping while you have gas and letting out a fart at the moment of climax; Letting out a stinky fart while fapping that smells so bad you have to stop

i couldnt wait to take a crap before wanking off and i let out a raunchy fap fart when i climaxed

by Frankie Puscher November 12, 2012

Promise Ring

Sticking your ring finger up someones ass while promising not to put it in any further than the 2nd knuckle

Ham took our relationship to the next level and gave me a promise ring today!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012

Mayonesa

The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger

Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!

by Frankie Puscher November 20, 2012