Aside from the relatively obvious use of the phrase (to designate defecation), "take a shit" as a phrase can apply to mechanical devices. An apparatus which wears out or breaks down at a very inconvenient time can be said to "take a shit".
"I told Frank to fix those worn lifters on his car engine but he didn't listen to me. Then when he went on vacation he was crossing the rockies when it took a shit on him. It ruined his vacation."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
n. The forceful, violent, sudden expulsion of a considerable amount of fecal matter. "Power shit" generally (but not exclusively) relates to diahhroea. Upon taking a power shit, spray paint is often the outcome.
Damn, Frank had a huge gut cramp so he snuck into his neighbor's yard, went into their RV and took a major power shit. I think he was afraid to make the mess at home. It took his neighbor an hour or more to clean up the spray paint.
by Frank Klaune April 16, 2005
The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.
by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005
by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005
By far and beyond, the most commonly used Tomism (see "Tomism"). The phrase has it's origins when Tom was using his very last respirator mask while baling hay and took it off for lunch break. Chris quietly put a lump of horse shit in the middle of the mask. When Tom got up to put it back on, he stared at it for a few seconds, his face got red and he did a slow motion turn to Chris saying, "OHHHH... you MOTHER!!!" Since this event, it has become his signature phrase.
After saying, "OH you MOTHER", he proceeded to chase Chris around the barn, tackle him and perform Malaysian Chest Implosion Torture on him for revenge.
by Frank Klaune November 24, 2004
1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).
2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".
3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".
3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.
by Frank Klaune January 02, 2005
Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.
(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."
(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."
(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."
(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."
(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."
by Frank Klaune July 08, 2006