Definitions by Frank Herdlin

nerd 

1. nerd (n.) - one who takes an insult of a game, movie, or book so personally that they, in response, lash out at the person who insulted it with ad hominem attacks and insults (usually involving the slandering of their mother, their sex life, or their copulative organ)

1. Many nerds have pissed in my cornflakes on a number of occasions, all because I slandered their beloved Lord of the Rings.

nerd by Frank Herdlin October 15, 2006

premillennialism 

1. a word whose definition offends people so much that they recommend it for deletion, but don't bother to add their definition to refute it, because they know premillenialism is BS

1. Delete the definition, it's so offensive! What's wrong with it? Well...I DON'T AGREE WITH IT!

premillennialism by Frank Herdlin July 19, 2004

Waldo 

1. The elusive second shooter on the Grassy Knoll.

1. Waldo shot the President, but he did not shoot the deputy.

Waldo by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004

legalistic antinomian 

1. (n.) - One who outlaws things that need not be outlawed (e.g., the word "crap", music, movies), and allows things that should be forbidden (e.g., horrendous theology, heresies, blasphemies, sin). A term that usually applies to many in the Christian community. (See fundamentalist.) It should be noted, however, that not all Christians are like this, and that the Bible does not support such behavior.

1. Fundamentalists are, quite often, legalistic antinomians.

legalistic antinomian by Frank Herdlin July 16, 2004

pornie 

1. one who is, or has been, involved in pornographic films or TV shows

1. I divorced my wife because I found out she was a dirty pornie.

pornie by Frank Herdlin May 21, 2004

jackassery

1. the act of being a jackass

2. I am sick and tired of your illogicality and overall jackassery--and I made this word!

jackassery by Frank Herdlin May 21, 2004