Frank Booth's definitions

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

ubby dubby

a juvenile code language that changes each syllable into two syllables, thusly, change the initial vowel in each syllable to a short u sound, and start the second syllable with a "b" and the remainder of the original syllable. Ubby dubby was popularized on the PBS kids show "Zoom" in the 70's.

"Chair" in ubby dubby is "chubair."

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

lam

to run, sometimes follows "on the," meaning "on the run." Used by thirties-style gangsters, the same ones who said things like "Let's case the joint, see?"

Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beakman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

Becky Grin

A profound expression on one's face that resembles that of a shit eat'n grin. Usually remains permanent at all times regardless of the situation. Dates back to an ancient Albanian custom to intimidate their enemies and daughter-in-laws. Has recently become a trend throughout the civilized world and has replaced breast augmentations as the number one plastic surgery procedure.

As the blackjack dealer sucked the last remaining chip from my stack, all she did was stare at me with that Becky Grin.

by Frank Booth December 21, 2004

screaming viking

a drink that exists, ironically, because it didn't exist. On an episode of "Cheers," they stump a cocky bartender who says he can make any drink, by ordering a "Screaming Viking." Woody make it up though: 1 oz lime juice, 1 celery stalk, 1 cucumber spear. Stir with ice, strain, garnish.

Carla: One screaming viking coming up. Would you like the cucumber bruised?

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

mutherfucker

ghetto spelling of motherfucker.

Cap the mutherfucker.

by Frank Booth March 19, 2007