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Epstein

didn't kill himself. Nor was he murdered, he's still alive and living in various countries, like Israel or the United States.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Epstein at walmart!
Guy 2: Epstein's dead, dipshit.
Guy 1: I swear to god I saw Epstein dude!

by France Is Terrible February 2, 2026

S.C.P Foundation

The Sex Cock Penis Foundation. A secret foundation about S.C.P.

Person 1: Do you think the S.C.P Foundation is real?
Person 2: No silly, the Sex Cock Penis Foundation obviously isn't real, that's such a bizarre thought!

by France Is Terrible July 16, 2025

Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

Gorilla Tag

A rather decent game ruined by racist and annoying kids from 6-12 who either yell racial slurs or want to play minigames.

Gorilla Tag kid: Does anyone want to play minigames?
Normal person: Holy shit shut up.

by France Is Terrible June 2, 2025

Cappie

Derogatory slang for someone who's capitalist, or the opposite of a Commie, derotagory slang for someone who's communist.

Mikhail: That bastard Cappie won't have a single hour of hard labour in his life.

by France Is Terrible May 19, 2025

Texas Red

The antagonist of the song "Big Iron" who was an infamous outlaw who lived in the town of Agua Fria, who one day was challenged by the protagonist of the song, the Arizona Ranger to a duel, which he lost and died.

"Texas Red had not cleared leather 'fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly with the big iron on his hip."

by France Is Terrible March 17, 2025

bxeng

The act of kicking someone to another country, continent, planet.

Person 1: I refuse to go!
Person 2: Go to bxeng.

by France Is Terrible September 3, 2023