Definitions by Four Loko Frat Guy
Blackout Beach
A highly alcoholic cocktail made with various fun ingredients. This drink is made by mixing 8 oz vodka (preferably Absolut), 8 oz Red Bull, and 2 oz Blue Curacao. The resulting aquamarine-colored cocktail packs a punch and will get you drunk. It is not recommended to drink more than two per night because of the caffeine.
Blackout Beach by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022
Stick n Poke
A homemade tattoo made by dipping a needle in ink and poking the skin. Somewhat popular among underaged teenagers, this type of tattoo is often done with unsanitary supplies like India ink and sewing needles. They are known to be regretted later in life.
Stick n Poke by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2022
Craft Beer
An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.
Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
Craft Beer by Four Loko Frat Guy November 2, 2022
BuzzBall
An inexpensive, single-serving premixed ready-to-drink cocktail made of low-quality liquor, fruit juice, sugar, flavorings, and artificial colors. These drinks are notorious for causing extreme hangovers.
BuzzBall by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
E-Bike
A motorized bicycle powered by an electric motor and a battery. They are hated by cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers alike. Cyclists hate e-bikes because they see it as cheating. Pedestrians hate e-bikes because their speed makes them hazardous. Drivers hate e-bikes because they feel like they have the right to ride in the middle of the car lane. Essentially, everybody hates e-bikes.
Someone riding an e-bike hit two pedestrians and fled the scene. Police responded and arrested the e-bike rider for hit and run causing injury.
E-Bike by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
McHouse
A house in a suburban subdivision consisting of endless rows of nearly identical houses. McHouses are usually poorly built and have numerous issues including cheap vinyl siding, low-quality plumbing fixtures, low-effort landscaping, and sloppy construction work.
Steve: We're going to have to repipe your house.
David: But my house is so new! It was only built in 2005!
Steve: It's a McHouse and the original builders used low-quality materials.
David: Looks like the realtor screwed me over.
David: But my house is so new! It was only built in 2005!
Steve: It's a McHouse and the original builders used low-quality materials.
David: Looks like the realtor screwed me over.
McHouse by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022
Highway Revolt
A protest against any kind of road improvement project. Usually organized by retired or rich homeowners with nothing productive to do. This type of protester wants traffic to be congested because it's their way of having control over the public.
Traffic is always congested in that part of town because homeowners organized a highway revolt to stop road improvements like adding lanes or building improved interchanges.
Highway Revolt by Four Loko Frat Guy October 31, 2022