E-Bike

A motorized bicycle powered by an electric motor and a battery. They are hated by cyclists, pedestrians, and drivers alike. Cyclists hate e-bikes because they see it as cheating. Pedestrians hate e-bikes because their speed makes them hazardous. Drivers hate e-bikes because they feel like they have the right to ride in the middle of the car lane. Essentially, everybody hates e-bikes.

Someone riding an e-bike hit two pedestrians and fled the scene. Police responded and arrested the e-bike rider for hit and run causing injury.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 01, 2022

Breathie

A personal breathalyzer. Typically refers to a small, pocket-sized or keychain breathalyzer and not a large police-grade unit.

After drinking a giant margarita I blew a 0,12 on my breathie.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 02, 2023

Bristol Farmsey

Something that is characteristic of Bristol Farms. Often used to describe expensive, high end goods that are worth the price.

My new Audi is so Bristol Farmsey, the leather interior is so comfortable.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 16, 2023

Volvo Peel

Something that is relatively new but low quality and is falling apart. Derived from recent Volvos (starting around 2012) that had low quality interior parts that would peel and fall apart, especially the soft-touch black plastic which would peel after just a couple years. This term can be used to describe anything that is in poor condition, not just a car.

Wow, this desk from ikea sure is junk, it's doing the Volvo peel already and it's just a few years old.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 18, 2023

Sorority Sickness

Any STD caught by hooking up with a sorority girl. Some of the most common forms of sorority sickness include chlamydia, herpes, Alpha-Phi, and gonorrhea.

I got Sorority Sickness after hooking up with Amanda at that frat party.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 14, 2022

Craft Beer

An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.

Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 02, 2022

Lemmy

Lemon extract. A product sold for "baking and cooking". It's 83% alcohol, but no ID is required to buy it. It's cheap too. Perfect for getting drunk.

Chris: Ready to party? I got that lemmy!
Jim: Hell yeah! Time to get drunk

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 03, 2021