McHouse

A more modest version of the McMansion. Usually 3 or 4 bedroom cookie-cutter suburban home built in the mid-90's or later.

Julie dreamed of buying a McMansion but had to settle for a McHouse in the same zip code.

by simonlicksnuts July 2, 2008

McHouse

A house in a suburban subdivision consisting of endless rows of nearly identical houses. McHouses are usually poorly built and have numerous issues including cheap vinyl siding, low-quality plumbing fixtures, low-effort landscaping, and sloppy construction work.

Steve: We're going to have to repipe your house.
David: But my house is so new! It was only built in 2005!
Steve: It's a McHouse and the original builders used low-quality materials.

David: Looks like the realtor screwed me over.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 1, 2022

clampy mchorseboy

A common name for the one known as Ben. also refered to as 'Benji', 'Clampy' and 'McPhearson'. This primitive form of humanity is usually over-productive and a good worker, but is easilly distracted and instantly aroused by the sight, smell, sound, touch and/or taste of clamps. Be it innocent or self-induced, this alfa-male will pounce and initiate in it's mating tactic with said clamp. this tactic involves hoofing. (see hoof). He is equally aroused by horses, but only some. no-one has ever tried to exposed the subject to both clamps and horses simaltaniously, but tests have shown that an expected explosion would occur in the crotch of the test subject. Common signs of the Clampy McHorseboy are a smug attitude towards everything, a knack for always being right, and to a greater extent, several cheese-like tendencies. You have been warned - do not approch said Horseboy - especially from the rear.

"Ahhh! It's Clampy McHorseboy!"

by Dr. Tubb April 13, 2004

clampy mchorseboy

a supreme example of the human species, who's intelligence is only topped by his modesty.
Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see cheese.

"Hello Mchorseboy", - "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF"
"Oh my god, its mchorseboy, that cheese"

by Dr. Benji April 16, 2004

"Hoss McHosserson"

a pathetic hairy gay bottom or a submissive gay man who looks butch but is actually very much someones bitch, usually only picked up when drunk.

"you think thats pathetic, let me show you a real "Hoss McHosserson!""
"that dude over there with the zz top beard and the tutu is such a "Hoss McHosserson""

by Boysinberry December 21, 2007